OOTD: I Dream of Diaper Genie

Welcome to the second installment of OOTD with Mother Haggard!

In case you missed last week’s OOTD (think rustic, big and red), you can find the look here.

This week, we’re going monochromatic with one of spring’s hottest colors: PLUM.

Today’s Look: “I Dream of Diaper Genie”

Outfit of the Day with Mother Haggard

A monochromatic plum sweatsuit is the perfect answer for when you want head-to-toe (H2T) elegance on the go.

Outfit of the Day with Mother Haggard

To keep the look from veering into boring territory, we use carefully chosen accessories to add some depth and splashes of color.

OOTD with Mother Haggard

Finish the look with a classic high ponytail, unbrushed teeth and an expression that conveys your total delirium.

Outfit Breakdown

If replicating this look, a few things to keep in mind:

  • An aquamarine plastic sack containing used diapers doubles as a statement bag.
  • Don’t be afraid to play with textures: the mustard stain on the sweatpants compliments the mud caked onto the boots and also the yogurt from breakfast still on your face.
  • Sometimes the best accessories are the ones that only you know you’re wearing. Much like a pair of sexy underwear, out of season Christmas socks will add a sly spring to your step!
  • Avoid wearing a sexy pair of underwear—this OOTD is best worn with a pair of huge maternity underwear purchased in a bulk pack from Walmart on the hottest day of summer.

Who else is wearing monochrome these days? What’s your go-to color for your sweatsuits? Do you prefer a blue plastic sack full of diapers, or just a classic black garbage bag?

Let me know in the comments!

8 Comments

  1. Brit May 5, 2018 at 3:26 am

    I really liked the part where your hair showed its obvious enthusiasm for being complemented by plum and a bag of poo. Can’t wait for next week!

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard May 6, 2018 at 2:10 am

      My hair was loving it, as were all of the random people outside watching the photoshoot occur.

      Wait. No. They weren’t loving it. They were frightened by it. Yes, that’s what I meant.

      Thank you for stopping by and commenting, Brit!

      Reply
  2. Velvet May 5, 2018 at 11:23 am

    You are so stylish-i don’t have one matching sweat pant and hoodie. Need to work on that!

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard May 6, 2018 at 2:01 am

      Thanks so much, Velvet. I myself have several sweatsuits in many different colors. I would offer to let you borrow a few, but the majority are sitting in a dirty laundry hamper somewhere.

      BUT! I can offer my suggestions for what colors are really IN this season for matching sweatsuits. When you are shopping, try to keep an eye out for: MAGENTA, CADET BLUE, BURNT SIENNA, PLUM and of course, GREEN. A white one would also be quite nice for the summer.

      Reply
  3. Sarah May 8, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    Love this so much! Can’t wait for more!

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard May 9, 2018 at 4:49 pm

      Hi Sarah—so glad you enjoyed! Come back every Friday for more OOTD!

      Reply
  4. Michelle May 9, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    These pics remind me of the opening sequence of ‘Sex and the City’! Doesn’t Sarah Jessica Parker carry shite in her Birkin bag?

    “Floating like a vapour on the soft…summer…aaaaaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrrr.”

    P.s. I have at least three pairs of elf socks in which I never saw fashion possibilities until THIS DAY! Thank you!

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard May 14, 2018 at 2:28 am

      You know, it’s not the first time I’ve heard that comparison. SJP, Kate Moss, Mother Haggard…

      Get those elves on, man! (That’s my go-to advice for everything, pretty much.)

      Reply

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