MomLife Monday 3

Things I Think About Since Becoming a Mom:

  • Nap schedules
  • Sippy cups
  • Overnight diapers
  • Night weaning
  • When will my hair stop falling out
  • My child’s happiness and well-being
  • Is Raffi sexy

These are obviously all important and complex subjects, but we’ll focus on that last one here.

Things that Raffi has Going for Him:

  • He is author of the song “Bananaphone”
  • Looks great in a Hawaiian shirt, which is not an easy thing to do
  • Has innate ability to write a catchy hook that will delight children and adults alike
  • Generally seems like a wonderful person

Things about Raffi that I am Unsure About:

  • Not one hundred percent sure about the beard
  • Might look TOO good in a Hawaiian shirt so that if we ever went out both wearing them, I would look hideous in comparison
  • Sometimes I think the song “Shake My Sillies Out” is maybe just a bit TOO silly

I’ve watched roughly 4,000 Raffi videos on YouTube in the past year, so while I DO consider myself a Raffi expert, I need some outside opinions here. Guys? What are you thinking? I know you’re all busy, but come on. This is important. I need you.

Raffi needs you.

 

Also, help me night wean because that ain’t going so well.

6 Comments

  1. Joanna March 6, 2018 at 12:26 am

    Dear Hag,
    In my humble opinion….the answer to this question will now and forever be a BIG ol’ YES.
    Absolutely. Raffi has a quality that is quite frankly undeniable.
    Sammi, don’t fear the feelings we all know to be true. Embrace it!

    After all…

    “You gotta sing when your spirit says sing
    You gotta sing when your spirit says sing
    When your spirit says sing
    You gotta sing right along
    You gotta sing when your spirit says sing”

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard March 13, 2018 at 3:16 am

      Joanna, I gotta say that you may have pushed me completely over to the Sexy Raffi camp. I was still a bit on the fence before, but you’re so right. I just won’t wear a Hawaiian shirt if we both go out. Should be easy enough, right? (YEAH RIGHT)

      I, too, would like to share some meaningful lyrics with you.

      “Tingalayo
      Come little donkey, come
      Tingalayo
      Come little donkey, come
      Me donkey fast, me donkey slow
      Me donkey come and me donkey go (CHORUS)
      Me donkey hee, me donkey haw
      Me donkey sleep in a bed of straw (CHORUS)
      Me donkey dance, me donkey sing
      Me donkey wearing a diamond ring (CHORUS)
      Me donkey swim, me donkey ski
      Me donkey dress elegantly (CHORUS)”

      Just something to think about.

      Reply
  2. Michelle March 28, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    Hey MH!
    I’ve been mulling this one over in some form or other since the summer of 1979, when I witnessed Raffi in the flesh during his ‘Corner Grocery Store’ tour. All I can say is, “Boom BOOM, ain’t it great to be crazy?” because let’s face it, that’s what his sexiness makes all of us: crazy! Also giddy and foolish all day long. Just sayin’.

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard April 3, 2018 at 1:04 am

      Wow! Someone who has actually seen Raffi LIVE! That obviously makes your opinion the correct one. I bet the Corner Grocery Store tour was amazing.

      GOD I WISH I WAS IN/AT THE SHOW

      Reply
  3. Brittany May 16, 2018 at 12:25 am

    Do you think Baby Beluga was a euphemism for something? Cause if it’s wrong to assume, I don’t wanna be right.

    Reply
    1. Mother Haggard May 18, 2018 at 3:04 am

      Well, now you’ve got me SERIOUSLY wondering about Willoughby Wallaby Woo…

      Reply

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