A List of Things that I Now Consider a Meal:

• Six cups of coffee
• A half row entire row of Chips Ahoy! cookies (the chewy kind, obviously)
• A scrambled egg that was requested by my toddler and when given to her was looked at with disgust and then made her cry
• Peanut butter and bread heel sandwich, with 3 bites eaten in the morning and the rest consumed 4 hours later
• Extremely large bowl of popcorn
• A sausage wrapped in a tortilla with mustard which my husband said would taste just like a corn dog but it did not
• Cheese

And during every bite of every one of those meals, I am wishing it was pizza.

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What food are you fantasizing about during the day?

Pizza, right? Probably pizza. Please give me some pizza.