For those of you busy changing a diaper, prying a cell phone out of your baby’s hands or chasing a toddler around, this version might be more your speed:
TL; DR: Had a baby, went a little crazy, started a blog. Welcome!
And for those of you on naptime/after hours (holla!):
Hey there new moms, dads, expectant parents, experienced parents, and confused Google users who were searching for Merle Haggard!
Welcome to Mother Haggard.
I’m so glad you’re here.
So why are we all gathered here today? you ask. Is this one of them mommy blogs? And where can I find information on Merle Haggard?!
Excellent questions. Or decent ones, at least. Can’t help you with the Merle, though.
(Well fine message me I guess if you really need info on Merle Haggard and I will see if I can help.)
AHEM.
We’re here today to talk about babies. And toddlers. And motherhood, fatherhood, parenthood. Maybe dogs, sometimes. I like dogs. And books! Board books. And brownies. But mostly the wild, wonderful, weird and beyond wearying journey that is becoming a parent.